Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Why Men R Happier

(This was gotten from 08 Jul 07, originally written by sathiawathy veerasamy)

Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack

You can be president
You can never be pregnant
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
You can wear no T-shirt to a water park

Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too-icky
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
Same work, more pay
Wrinkles add character
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood – all the time
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You can get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend

Your underwear is RM 15.00 for a pack of three
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
Everything on your face stays its original color
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
You only have to shave your face and neck

You can play with toys all your life
Your belly usually hides your big hips
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can do your nails with a pocket knife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes !

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